Dear “The Academy”,
I would love a reason to watch the Oscars this year, but I have a feeling I’m going to be sorely disappointed to wake up tomorrow and find out that Alan Rickman hasn’t been nominated for Severus Snape this year.
Please get your act together quickly, I still have hope. Thanks.
Sincerely, Me.
McGonagall: Mr. Black. What do you think you’re doing?
Sirius: Enjoying a nice fag, of course, Minnie. What does it look like I’m doing?
McGonagall: That is against school rules, Mr. Black. And a disgusting habit.
Sirius: You can join me if you’d like. C’mon, be a little naughty with me.
McGonagall: *flustered* You have just earned yourself three weeks’ detention with Mr. Filch.
